jesus christ have mercy

chatted about how we’d all be vapourised in seconds if someone dropped a nuclear bomb on london. what a lovely monday morning in politics.

i would live on these bitter devils if i could

ugh

on the lindor boxes it always says ‘highly meltable - keep cool’ and i’m like, ha yeah, whatever, i do whatever i want. 

but i opened one of those tiny devils today and chocolate fucking sauce spills out of the packet. fucking everywhere.

on my clothes. on my laptop. everywhere. literally, sauce. you would never know that this had once been a solid. fuck you lindor. 

sister (1): what sea creature has eight tentacles? 
sister (2): a spider 

oh the shame

jesus christ